Nasty Feet

Why you shouldn't keep your shoes in your bedroom
Drunk Online Shopping

River listeners attempt to remember what they bought while impaired
Phantom Memories

Sometimes we lie to ourselves without even realizing it
Best Time For A Meeting

Of course the real answer is never, but this answer is a head-scratcher.
Signaling To Nobody

If you turn your blinker on and nobody sees it, does it really blink?
Becoming Our Parents

Eventually we'll all need Dr. Rick from those Progressive ads
Work Bathroom Anxiety

When holding it in and potentially damaging you bladder seems like an acceptable option
Barbie Car Dude

Yes, you can get tagged for DUI while in a tiny pink make-believe car
Childhood Lies

The list of dumb stuff we believed as kids is long and very specific
Cell Phone Paranoia

Melissa's neurosis is justified ONE time and now she's all cocky