Phantom Memories

Sometimes we lie to ourselves without even realizing it
Best Time For A Meeting

Of course the real answer is never, but this answer is a head-scratcher.
Signaling To Nobody

If you turn your blinker on and nobody sees it, does it really blink?
Becoming Our Parents

Eventually we'll all need Dr. Rick from those Progressive ads
Work Bathroom Anxiety

When holding it in and potentially damaging you bladder seems like an acceptable option
Barbie Car Dude

Yes, you can get tagged for DUI while in a tiny pink make-believe car
Childhood Lies

The list of dumb stuff we believed as kids is long and very specific
Cell Phone Paranoia

Melissa's neurosis is justified ONE time and now she's all cocky
Rich Man, Smart Man

Is that too much to ask? Melissa doesn't think so
Crosswords For Dummies

Kevin's wife isn't stupid, the stupid crossword puzzle is stupid